Augh. Managed to be stupid and slice my thumb open making dinner yesterday. (Cut halfway through the very tip-mushroom soup was very nearly people. :( ) I guess I won’t be finishing plushie!Jack for a few days, but at least it was my left hand and not my right. I’m still totally mad at myself for being so careless-I watch enough food network and cooking channel to damn well know better than to get my fingers in the way of the blade, especially when it’s a shiny new one that’s still really sharp.
I think I may be watching too damn much Hannibal and the associated movies, because my brain is now insisting on In The Air Tonight-themed Hannibal gifs and videos, especially because of
“Well, if you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand
I’ve seen your face before my friend
But I don’t know if you know who I am”
“Well, I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you’ve been
It’s all been a pack of lies”
For the first bit, especially, I can’t help but think of that bit at the hospital with Will faking Lecter out (because Fancy Cannibal has NO FUCKING IDEA what he’s started), and for the second, I’m really reminded of the memory of having the ear shoved down his throat, along with a thought of Will empathing Hannibal’s kills at some point in the future.
Dear Dr Lecter,
Just a little reminder:
Watching Red Dragon while crocheting an NBC!Haninbal Jack Crawford. I cannot believe I had forgotten half the shit that is coming out of RD!Hannibal’s mouth right now. But oh, sweet baby Jesus, whose idea was that goddamn ponytail? I think I’d risk gettin’ et to chop that thing off Lecter’s head, because GODDAMN. What the hell, Hannibal?
Ahahaha. I just looked at my notes from watching tonight’s Hannibal, and about ten percent of them are just me going NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in all caps. I’m pretty sure that the Big No is going to be a recurring theme for this season.
"#liestoldbyfemales" is STILL FUCKING TRENDING ON TWITTER. I can’t. I just fucking can’t. I would like to send a personal, heartfelt "die in a fire, you misogynist shitstain" to every goddamn person using it seriously. To the people who are not and are making an attempt to show how stupid and fucked up it is, thank you. Please keep messing with all of the assholes out there who think it’s funny or clever to keep up the “women are lying bitches” meme.
Something has just occurred to me: I am going to be really, really sad if nobody thinks to make a Hannibal music video set to World Bang’s Chop Movies. (Somebody get on this, please-I need it now that I’ve thought of it!)
Srsly, people, check it out:
(I may be biased, because I find the song hilarious and would love to see it set against the srs bsns shots from the show.)